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Drunk drivers

Frivolous lawsuits brought about by stupid people continue to abound in this glorious country. Now, a 79-year-old alcoholic is saying the Americans with Disabilities Act is being violated because she doesn't have enough breath to blow into a breathalizer-type device before driving. Meanwhile, another guy is saying he was so busy blowing into the device that he crashed into a tree.

Excuse me, but why the hell are these people DRIVING in the first place? The breathless old woman would probably pass out due to lack of air after gasping when someone cut her off on the freeway. Plus, she's 79 and an alcoholic. I don't think people should be able to claim ADA discrimination on the grounds of stupidity.

As for the guy who crashed into a tree, he clearly has multi-tasking deficiencies to the point that he probably couldn't watch stoplights and press the brake pedal at the same time.

Posted by Layla at 10:45 PM, September 13, 2004

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OK, I'm confused. These things stop you from starting the engine if you're drunk, right? So why are people blowing into them while the car is in motion?

And why don't the drunkards just get a travel hair dryer or some such to do their blowing for them?

Posted by: wintermute at 6:05 AM, September 14, 2004


Remember the old guy not too long ago that drove through a famers' market in Santa Barbara?

I'm all for mandatory driving tests every four years, regardless of your age. Maybe up to eight years if you've got a flawless record.

But I mean the real tests too, not just the written part.

And I bet that somewhere we would save enough money because of the reduction of accidents to pay for the necessary increase in DMV employees.

Posted by: David at 9:56 PM, September 15, 2004


Someone drove through a farmers' market in Santa Barbara? What?

Posted by: Sarah at 2:22 PM, September 16, 2004


wintermute: I imagine the thing makes you blow into it every so often, because you could just leave your car idling, or drink while you drive.

David: I whole-heartedly agree. I think senior citizens should be tested even more often, for that matter.

Sarah: Ok, you LIVE in Santa Barbara. That had better be a joke, since the story was front-page news across the country for quite a while.

Posted by: Layla at 8:07 PM, September 16, 2004


I don't know Sarah, but I was IN CANCUN and heard about THAT story. She must be kidding ...

Posted by: jpb at 7:38 PM, September 30, 2004


When?

Posted by: Sarah at 2:31 PM, October 04, 2004


Oh, it was apparently Santa Monica, not Santa Barbara. But you still should have heard about it, since it was Major Headline News for quite a while. It happened in July 2003.

Posted by: Layla at 8:06 PM, October 04, 2004


LMAO – too funny

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