A Reporter's Life


Criminal cities

The latest from the horrible headline vault comes from a publication that is (ironically, perhaps) titled The Militant. The headline: "Tel Aviv tries to murder main founder of Hamas." To add to matters, Google news only picked up the first half of the headline, so it read, "Tel Aviv tries to murder."

I had no idea entire cities were capable of comitting crimes. If that's the case, this crime reporter is missing out on all sorts of fun stories, including such gems as "Lodi vandalizes car" and "Lodi steals Galt's identity."

Posted by Layla at 10:06 PM, September 09, 2003

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Why is the date on the page "September 22, 2003"? Is this a bi-weekly or monthly publication that won't be printed until then? Even if this is the case, it seems silly for the online copy of the article to be dated almost two weeks into the future...

Posted by: Monkeyman at 9:10 AM, September 10, 2003


Ooh, I hadn't even noticed that. It must be the militant way of doing things. ;-)

Posted by: Layla at 9:12 AM, September 10, 2003


I didn't think Lodi would want Galt's identity, would they? By the way, Galt is an acronym for Great American Little Town. At least they think so.

Posted by: Ross at 6:23 PM, September 10, 2003


Out of curiosity, do you also think it strange that high government decisions are attributed to "Washington" sometimes? I don't see much difference between that and this.

Posted by: Sarcasmorator at 4:43 PM, September 11, 2003


On further reflection, never mind, because Tel Aviv is not the capital of Israel, and so I am DUMB.

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